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I recently watched a rerun show about survival on one of those paranoia-inducing crime channels, and the featured woman survived her encounter because her repetition of a Bible prayer reminded her violator of his grandmother. I wondered, “How many times could something like that work?” Apparently, at least twice.

10-year-old Willie Myrick was kidnapped from his front yard in Atlanta, Georgia, finding himself tossed into a car with a stranger and being told to “shut up.” While the boy didn’t exactly talk, he did spend the next three hours singing a song — a very hopeful, positive song. Check out the Fox News broadcast detailing the fortunate end to his unusual afternoon:
 

 
Myrick has since been asked to sing on local broadcast radio and has been fortunate enough to meet Hezekiah Walker, the vocal artist behind “Every Praise.” We’re glad Myrick is letting his frightening experience roll off his back as he gets on with his young life.

 

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Amazing bosses are hard to come by.

Usually they come in the form of stick-in-the-mud varieties. Then there are the bosses you assume must have been sleeping with someone powerful to get to where they are now. So when you see the bubbly, goofy Michael Scott from The Office, it becomes particularly hard to deal with your boring, crappy boss. If you haven’t thought about it already, below are some reasons why Michael Scott was the best boss ever.

 

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He Understood What It Was Like Having A Rough Day

At some points, Michael’s entire life seemed like a rough day. He’s the kind of boss who wouldn’t give you slack for doing less work on the days you’re feeling down or sick. He’d help you go on WebMD and see what kind of cancer you have.

 

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Credit: Courtesy of Buzzfeed

He Doesn’t Judge You On Your Meal Choices

Does your boss look at you with crinkled eyebrows for eating three ice cream sandwiches after lunch? Screw him. Michael would never judge you and would gladly help you eat those sandwiches.

 

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His Arrogance Is Amusing Instead Of Annoying

When your boss brags about his beach house on Naked Bimbola Island, it is mighty annoying. When Michael brags, he doesn’t use the right words and looks like a scared puppy.

 

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He’s Okay With Ditching Work To Dance

Sometimes you just want to dance. Most bosses wouldn’t let you ditch work to get your grove on. Michael will, and he’s probably able to dance better than you.

 

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He Isn’t The Rich Boss

Michael isn’t going to be the boss who brags about all of his cars and the destinations he goes to when not in the office raking in the big bucks. It’s nice not to have a rich boss.

 

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He Doesn’t Conform To Society

Your boss might be the kind of guy or girl to make sure being current and popular is half of the job. Michael Scott doesn’t consider himself to be a part of any group.

 

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He Knows How To Celebrate Good News

Other bosses might politely email you congratulations or shake your hand after a job well done. This is pathetic. If you want an emotional boss then Michael is your guy.

 

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Credit: Courtesy of Giphy

He Tries To Make Lame Work Stuff Less Lame

A lot of companies have pictures sent out to clients during the holiday season. Most bosses just get it all over with and you look awful. Michael tries a little something new to make it all less painful.

 

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He Knows When A Customer Sucks

When faced with a screaming, screeching customer, most bosses will grovel even when the customer is being absurd and offensive. Michael knows where to draw the line.

 

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Credit: Courtesy of Giphy

He Knows What She Said

Does your boss know what she said? No? Michael Scott always knows what she said.

 

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Body image is a touchy subject.

It’s great to support a healthy lifestyle and high self-esteem, and cracking down on bullies and social pressures helps our society to grow in a positive way. Plus, who doesn’t appreciate a ‘f**k yeah’ type of confidence in a budding, young girl, right?

As someone who struggled with body image issues for years, I really just melted into the million-strong group of other women who paraded around feeling helpless. The thing that was confusing was that we all looked so different, so how could we all feel so ugly?

When it comes to supporting a healthy body image, I think it is safest for us to play between the extremes. For so long, society shamed the big girl for being things she wasn’t — lazy, weak, and boring. The body revolution of late has encouraged curvy women to be empowered, and I’m throwing the pound fist to ‘em!

We do have to be careful, however, to not refer to only women with curves as ‘real women.’ I’ve heard my aunts do it, my boss do it, news anchors do it, and celebrities do it. The skinny girls are ‘real women,’ too, and shouldn’t be hated on for not having meaty bodies. They’ll never have a rack to brag about, a bangin’ booty, or luscious thighs. So let’s be careful to not body shame in that direction, either. Deal? Deal.

While some pro-body advocates seem to praise one breed of female or another, I’d like to bring a refreshing dimension to the discussion. Everyone deserves to feel beautiful with her own setup.

Here are 10 quotes (and a bonus video) from women of all sizes about loving your body – regardless of what you’re working with. This one is for the skinny, the curvy, the pale, the tanned, the pregnant, the long-haired, the short-haired, and the girls who are endlessly growing into themselves.

Why? Because you’re all beautiful.

 

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Credit: Courtesy of Wikia

Rebel Wilson:

I think women out there should just be happy with the way they look. They shouldn’t really try to conform to any kind of stereotype. Just be happy and hopefully healthy.

 

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Credit: Courtesy of ABC News

Jennifer Lawrence:

I just think it should be illegal to call somebody ‘fat’ on TV. I mean, if we’re regulating cigarettes and sex and cuss words because of the effect it has on our younger generation, why aren’t we regulating things like calling people fat?

 

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Credit: Courtesy of People Style Watch

Lena Dunham:

I think about my body as a tool to do the stuff I need to do, but not the be all and end all of my existence. Which sounds like I spent a week at a meditation retreat, but it’s genuinely how I feel.

 

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Credit: Courtesy of Elle

Kristen Bell:

I had to surrender to not worrying about the way I looked, how much I weighed, because that’s just part of the journey of having a baby. I am not a woman whose self-worth comes from her dress size.

 

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Marilyn Monroe:

Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.

 

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Credit: Courtesy of GQ

Jennifer Aniston:

You’re damned if you’re too thin and you’re dammed if you’re too heavy…it is impossible to satisfy everyone and I suggest we stop trying.

 

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Credit: Courtesy of Mondo Gossip Blog

Kate Winslet:

Femininity for me means happiness and freedom…freedom of being who you are in whatever shape or size you come in.

 

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Credit: Courtesy of SF Gate

Emma Watson:

I keep telling myself that I’m a human being who’s not made to look like a doll and that who I am as a person is more important than whether at that moment I have a nice figure.

 

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Credit: Courtesy of Yahoo

Tyra Banks:

Girls of all kinds can be beautiful – from the thin, plus-sized, short, very tall, ebony to porcelain-skinned; the quirky, clumsy, shy, outgoing and all in between. It’s not easy, though, because many people still put beauty into a confining narrow box…think outside of the box…pledge that you will look in the mirror and find the unique beauty in you.

 

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Credit: Courtesy of IMDB

Christina Aguilera:

The female body is something that’s so beautiful. I wish women would be proud of their bodies and not diss other woman for being proud of theirs.

 

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Amy Poehler:

 

Feeling kickass after enjoying this article? Share it with your friends! You never know when a girl needs a lift.

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What would you do if you found yourself chillin’ with your Xbox, and surrounded by 60 police officers in a full-on SWAT swarm? That is exactly what happened to 17-year-old Rafael Castillo after he owned his opponent in a Call of Duty battle.

 

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Credit: Courtesy of Gawker

 

As crazy as it sounds, on Tuesday afternoon, Castillo’s opponent was particularly miffed by his recent CoD loss and decided the usual f-bomb-laced insult over the headset wasn’t gonna cut it. So the mystery player called the police using Skype and told them that he was Rafael Castillo, that he killed his mother and wanted to kill more people, and then he coughed up Castillo’s actual address.

 

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Credit: Courtesy of NY Post

 

The stand-off took 2 hours, 20 minutes of which were spent solely trying to get the teenager out of his house. He couldn’t hear the calls from outside because he was, as you might expect, taking on more players. It wasn’t until his brother found him and let him know what he had been missing out on that Castillo even noticed what was happening:

“I told him that there’s a bunch of cops outside that are looking for you.”

This isn’t the first time that the cops have been called for this type of elaborate prank. Since 2011, multiple celebrities have made the news for being ‘swatted,’ and the resources spent on such pranks are typically extensive. The sore loser in this story is currently being sought by police.

 

SOURCES: Gawker | Daily Dot | NY Post
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Unless you are absolutely in love with your job then the whole nine to five thing is basically a run out the clock scenario. You show up, do work, and get paid. Staying sane is the name of the game when it comes to dealing with a bland job. This can be difficult if you’re stuck with a group of co-workers annoying enough to rival Dwight Shrute. As much as you want to throw a stapler at your co-worker or make a solid punch through the cubicle, don’t. Instead look at these tips and take some deep breaths.

Stay Away From The Herd

Some offices like to force the idea of family down your throat. If you work at one of those ideal places where everyone gets along and you actually spend time with one another when you don’t have to then the idea of family isn’t really that far of a stretch. Most of the time, the ideal environment is far off and when you see a co-worker out in public both of you pretend not to know one another. Spending almost all of your time at work is enough.

If your job is simply a job then try not to mesh too deeply with the culture around you. Going on planned group outings and company picnics is not a good path to go down if you’re already annoyed with your co-workers. At lunch, you definitely shouldn’t be eating in the break room with everyone. Get out of the office and away from the herd, so to speak. Clear your mind and don’t worry about what other people think. If your job is just a job then why bother spending more time with people you dislike then you have to?

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Credit: Courtesy of Huffington Post

Email Forward Junkie

These offenders are usually of the older variety. This sort of thing doesn’t really get annoying until your email has twenty new messages in the morning when you come in the door and all of them are the same kind of irritating forward. Fresh out of college, I worked with a girl around my age who might have honestly been sixty. She did have a lot of cardigans, now that I think about it. Each day she sent every single forward known to humanity around to a group of co-workers and followed up an hour later to make sure everyone enjoyed it. Since she wasn’t in my department, it was easy to divert all of her emails to my spam box. Sadly some people don’t have this option and are forced to read random forwards. To combat this, it might be wise to ask your co-worker if she would mind sending the emails to another address different from your work one. Create a random account and you’ll never have to worry about the issue again. If she asks you about the emails just laugh and tell her everyone you forwarded it to. The content is all pretty much the same so lying will be easy.

Ignorance Is Bliss

The art of ignoring might not come naturally for some people. Correcting someone or getting into a fight is just too hard to pass up. Other people can ignore someone like it’s second nature. If you fall into the first category then you need to work hard and get into the second. Yeah, it will be hard to do, especially if your co-worker is a huge annoyance. Telling her to pipe down or correcting her dumb facts are incredibly easy things to do. Nothing good ever comes from getting into constant arguments with people you have to work with and see on a near-daily basis. As hard as it will be to do try and find a way to ignore anything he or she says, if co-workers constantly talk about all her abilities and gifts then put extra focus on the task at hand and don’t turn around to give the annoyance any attention. Act as though you haven’t heard him discuss how he would be perfect on Game of Thrones. As much as it kills you not to, definitely don’t turn around and tell him he would make a perfect manure handler. Instead, go into the bathroom and say all the witty comments you’ve saved up. It will make you feel a lot better.

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Credit: Courtesy of Throwholics

Use Headphones As Much As Possible

A lot of office jobs don’t require your ears for every task. Eyes take the lead and your ears are left to be filled with the sweet sounds of anything other than the fat mouth of your co-worker speaking about how he’s almost ready to trek up Everest or how much he can lift in a single go. If your co-workers are way too into bragging then it is time to invest in some headphones to help rid yourself of the extra noise and annoyance. Listening to the sweet sounds of your favorite artist is going to keep your mind off of wanting to go ape all of your co-worker. Music will keep you calm during work as well. All those hours you wasted before willing yourself not to speak up and tell everyone to shut the heck up will be spent catching up on that list of artists you’ve been putting off checking out. Load up your phone or MP3 player with enough music to last the entire day. If you have the sort of co-worker intent on everyone hearing his story, just point to your earphones and continue on with your work. That’ll show him!

Have It Out After Work

If all else fails and you have no other options besides quitting or hitting your annoying co-worker then it is time to have it out after work and preferably not in front of other people. Slamming your fists down on your desk and yelling loudly in the middle of the workday isn’t the preferred method of confronting the annoyance. Instead, you should pick a day after work and calmly bring up the issue with your fellow employee. Whether he is talking too loudly near your workspace or he talks badly about you to fellow employees, your co-worker might be so embarrassed that he quits immediately. Remember to be calm throughout the exchange. If the talk ends in a screaming match then it might be time to bring it up to someone in a management position. Under no circumstances do you need to deck your co-worker. Sure it might be easy and if the two of you are alone it could be pretty tempting. Instead just walk away from the scene and hope everything falls back into place the next day.

 

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Is there anything funnier than hilariously overacted, ridiculous sequences of everyday struggles meant to show us just how hard it is to go about your daily business without [insert product here]?  No, I don’t think so.  

For infomercial characters, the struggle is real.  Thank God we have a collection of GIFs to laugh at.  Enjoy these, the most pitiful infomercial fails.

1. Note to self: drilling hole in wall will not make shelf stay put.

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Credit: Courtesy of Smosh

 

2. Well, goddammit, don’t let it all come gushing out!

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Credit: Courtesy of Smosh

 

3. I…I don’t think you’re doing it right.

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Credit: Courtesy of Smosh

 

4. Dammit, Mom, why do you have to ruin everything?!

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Credit: Courtesy of Smosh

 

5. Almost got it…almost got it — FUCK!

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Credit: Courtesy of 4 Gifs

 

6. Cover your tits, Janet!  What do you think this is, a whorehouse?

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Credit: Courtesy of Smosh

 

7. For fuck sake, Mom!

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Credit: Courtesy of Smosh

 

8. This is the most useless condom I’ve ever seen!

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Credit: Courtesy of Smosh

 

10.  Someday I’ll be able to afford a table…

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Credit: Courtesy of Smosh

 

11. Awww, Sparky!  I guess you’re sleeping on the floor.

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Credit: Courtesy of Smosh

 

12. Someone call 911.  I think Terry is having a stroke.

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Credit: Courtesy of Smosh

 

13. Dumbass.  Everyone knows you’re supposed to use a serrated doorstop for slicing fresh bread.

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Credit: Courtesy of Smosh

 

14. Damn that poltergeist!

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Credit: Courtesy of Smosh

 

15. It’s alive!

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Credit: Courtesy of Smosh

 

16. Why, God?!  Why?

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Credit: Courtesy of Smosh

 

17. Didn’t you wash your hands after you went to the bathroom?

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Credit: Courtesy of Smosh

 

18. Those are some sweet dance moves, shower bro.

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Credit: Courtesy of Smosh

 

19. You do the Hokey Pokey and you shake yourself about…

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Credit: Courtesy of Smosh

 

20. Should have used the doorstop.

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Credit: Courtesy of Smosh

 

21. The fuck, Mom?!

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Credit: Courtesy of Smosh

 

22. Just go to your room, Billy.  I’m sick of your shit.

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Credit: Courtesy of Giphy

 

23. You win.

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Credit: Courtesy of Know Your Meme

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I know the bad guy is the bad guy for a reason.  He’s evil, his actions are deplorable, he makes things so difficult for our beloved protagonist.  Most of the time, hating that bad asshole is pretty easy.  In some cases though, the villain is so well-written or charismatic that you just can’t help rooting for him.

Wile E. Coyote.

This guy was persistent, inventive, and as resilient as they come.  I could admire him for that.  Plus, the Road Runner just seemed like a total asshole.  Why do you keep taunting the coyote that obvious wants to hurt you?

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Credit: Courtesy of WordPress

 

The Dark Knight era Joker.

He was just so cool.  I wouldn’t necessarily say that Heath Ledger’s portrayal of the Joker really humanized him, but he definitely brought some charisma to the batshit crazy villain.  Batman’s cool and everything, but every moment the Joker was onscreen just made you want more of him.  He was mesmerizing.

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Credit: Courtesy of Tumblr

 

Jareth from Labyrinth.

I get it, he’s the Goblin King and he was going to kidnap Sarah’s baby brother, but I still was rooting for Jareth.  Sarah was a whiny brat who wished for the Goblin King to kidnap her brother.  Jareth was just giving her what she wanted!  He was a kind of twisted romantic, but a romantic nevertheless.  On an unrelated note, how was this movie ever marketed toward kids?  David Bowie’s testicles are visible in nearly every single shot.

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Credit: Courtesy of Tumblr

 

Plankton.

He was just trying to improve his business and provide some healthy competition for the Krusty Krab!  From what we’ve seen of Mr. Krabs, he’s an immoral miser, so I can totally support Plankton for wanting to establish his own successful business to rival that cheapskate’s.

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Credit: Courtesy of Tumblr

 

Loki.

Always in the shadow of his older brother, you can’t help but feel a little sorry for Loki.  Maybe it has something to do with Tom Hiddleston being such a total fox, though.

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Credit: Courtesy of Tumblr

 

Dr. Evil from the Austin Powers movies.

He really wasn’t all that evil, when you think about it.  He had specific goals in mind, he had ambitions, and he had a son he kind of loved.  Why did Austin Powers take it upon himself to thwart all of Dr. Evil’s plans?  Weren’t there other terrorists in the world that Austin could deal with instead?

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Credit: Courtesy of Giphy

 

The Wicked Witch of the West.

What exactly did the Wicked Witch do that made her so wicked?  She shows up and threatens Dorothy, but that’s only after the bitch from Kansas dropped a house the witch’s sister!  It looks to me like Dorothy fired the first shots of the war and Glinda just stepped in to take advantage of an opportunity to fuck over the Wicked Witch of the West and get those goddamn ruby slippers for herself.  What if Glinda is the real villain?!

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Credit: Courtesy of Tumblr

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Daniel Franzese, who played the openly gay character Damien in the hit movie Mean Girls, has decided to come out. The movie was released almost ten years ago, and Franzese chose to write a letter to the character he played. Check it out below:

 

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Credit:  Courtesy of Zimbio

Dear Damian

It’s been a long time since our last encounter.  Ten years to be exact.

I was twenty-six; you were sixteen.  You were proud of who you were; I was an insecure actor.  You became an iconic character that people looked up to; I wished I’d had you as a role model when I was younger. I might’ve been easier to be gay growing up.

You WERE beautiful in every single way and words couldn’t bring you down.

What you may not know…

When I was cast in the role of “Damian” in ‘Mean Girls,’ I was TERRIFIED to play this part.  But this was a natural and true representation of a gay teenager – a character we laughed with instead of at.  (You can thank Tina Fey and Mark Waters for that.  I can only take partial credit.)

When we first made this movie, I’m not sure any of us knew how loved and quoted this movie would become.  You certainly hope when you pour your heart into something, that people will respond – but to paraphrase Gretchen Wieners, “we can’t help it that we’re so popular.”

So, why the hell did it take me so long to come out of the closet?

Here’s why:

When I first became an actor, I wanted to play lots of roles – Guidos, gangsters and goombahs were my specialty.  So, would I be able to play all of those parts after portraying a sensitive, moisturizing, Ashton Kutcher-loving, pink-shirt-wearing kid?  I was optimistic.  Hollywood?  Not so much.  I was meeting a “gay glass ceiling” in casting.

For example:

One time I wanted to audition for a supporting character in a low-budget indie movie described as a “doughy, blue-collar lug of a guy.”  The role was to play the husband of an actress friend of mine who I had been in two movies and an Off-Broadway play with.  She and I had even moved to L.A. together.

I figured I was perfect for it.

They said they were looking for a real “man’s man.”  The casting director wouldn’t even let me audition. This wasn’t the last time this happened. There were industry people who had seen me play you in Mean Girls but never seen me read in an audition but still denied me to be seen for “masculine” roles.

However, I did turn down many offers to play flamboyant, feather-boa-slinging stereotypes that always seemed to be laughed at BECAUSE they were gay. How could I go from playing an inspirational, progressive gay youth to the embarrassing, cliched butt-of-a-joke?

So, there it was.  Damian, you had ruined my life and I was really pissed at you. I became celibate for a year and a half.  I didn’t go to any gay bars, have any flings and I lied to anyone who asked if I was gay.  I even brought a girl to the ‘Mean Girls’ premiere and kissed her on the red carpet, making her my unwitting beard.

It wasn’t until years later that grown men started to coming up to me on the street – some of them in tears – and thanking me for being a role model to them. Telling me I gave them comfort not only being young and gay but also being a big dude. It was then that I realized how much of an impact YOU had made on them.

Meanwhile, I was still in the closet.  Deleting tweets that asked if I was gay, scrubbing IMDB Message Boards for any indication, etc.  (It’s important to note that I was actually DISCOVERED singing in a Florida gay bar by casting director, Carmen Cuba, for my first role in Larry Clark’s ‘Bully.’)

I had the perfect opportunity in 2004 to let people know the REAL Daniel Franzese.  Now in 2014 – ten years later – looking back, it took YOU to teach me how to be proud of myself again.  It’s okay if no one wants to sit at the table with the “art freaks.”  Being a queer artist is one of my favorite things about myself. I have always been different and that’s rad. People have always asked if I was really gay? While my reps usually lied to protect me. My friends and family all knew the truth but now it’s time everyone does. Perhaps this will help someone else. I had to remind myself that my parents named me Daniel because it means “God is my judge” So, I’m not afraid anymore.  Of Hollywood, the closet or mean girls.  Thank you for that, Damian.  (And Tina.)  

By the way…in June I am the Celebrity Grand Marshall of the Portland Gay Pride Parade.

so…

We go Glen Coco.

With love and respect,

Daniel Franzese

P.S.  I hate it when people say I’m “too gay to function.”  I know you do, too. Those people are part of the problem.  They should refrain from using that phrase. It really is ONLY okay when Janis says it.

Sources: Indiewire | NBC
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Get your paper and pencils out, boys.  You’re going to want to take notes.  You don’t have to be a freaking expert between the sheets to make your woman purr like a kitten.  All women want to feel special and appreciated — so that includes your time in the bedroom.  Here are some ways you can make your woman feel like the goddess she is.

Look into her eyes.

Don’t just scrunch your eyes shut when you get down to it.  I mean, you don’t have to awkwardly stare at her the whole time, but make eye contact from time to time.  It lets her know that you’re totally appreciating her, not just the dirty stuff you’re doing.

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Credit: Courtesy of WordPress

 

Make sounds.

Girls like to hear that you’re enjoying it.  If you were making love to someone who was completely silent, you’d wonder if you were doing something wrong, wouldn’t you?  Save her the anxiety and let her know you’re having a blast by getting a little vocal.

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Credit: Courtesy of WordPress

 

Be gentle at times, but aggressive at others.

Everyone has different preferences, but most girls enjoy being lightly dominated at some points just as much as they enjoy tender, gentle lovemaking at other points.  Switching it up a little bit keeps her interested and wondering what might be coming next.  It can radically change the mood and make things more special for both of you.

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Credit: Courtesy of Tumblr

 

Keep going until she’s finished.

Do what you need to do to get her off.  It shows you care about her, not just about getting your own rocks off.  Chivalry isn’t dead, my friend.  Prove it to her.

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Credit: Courtesy of Tumblr

 

Give oral without her having to ask.

She shouldn’t have to ask, anyway, but when you surprise her with it, it just makes her feel so much more desirable.  The more you take it upon yourself to do it, the more goddess-like she feels.

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Credit: Courtesy of Wikia

 

Compliment her.

You can’t just assume that she’s totally confident, just because you’re doing the nasty.  I won’t generalize to all girls, but a lot of girls still need that occasional reassurance.  Plus, who doesn’t like compliments?  Tell her how hot she is or how much you like when she does this or that.

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Credit: Courtesy of Tumblr

 

Listen to her.

If she says slow down and you slow down, your partner will know without a doubt that you’re listening to her and care about what she’s feeling as much as what you’re feeling, yourself.  Not to mention, it’s just common courtesy.

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Credit: Courtesy of WordPress

 

Play with her body.

Putting your hands all over her body reassures her just as much as, and maybe even more than, verbal compliments.  You know how women marvel over Channing Tatum in Magic Mike?  That’s how you should marvel over her.  You don’t need to say a word, just show her.

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Credit: Courtesy of Tumblr

 

Afterward, let her know how great it was.

A simple “Wow…” or “Holy fuck…” will suffice.  Let her know how much she rocked your world and she’ll be sure to do it again very soon.

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Credit: Courtesy of Tumblr

 

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Last week, we talked about some of the girly things guys don’t want to admit they do, but now it’s time to turn the tables.  Here are some of the most unladylike things we have going on, but would rather die than let you catch us doing.

Sit with our legs wide open.

It’s just so comfortable.  As long as we’re at home or not wearing a skirt, does it really matter how we sit?  No, but it looks so unladylike.

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Burp and fart.

Even if we’re too ashamed to do it in front of you, it still happens.  Sorry, boys.

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Swear like nasty sailors.

When a group of girls get together, you’ll hear more f-bombs than an intense scene from Scarface.  

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Announce loudly, “I have to pee.”

None of that, “Excuse me,” and disappear to the restroom stuff.  Why sugarcoat things?  

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Sit backwards in chairs.

It’s much more comfortable and you can lean against the back of the chair when you sit this way.

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Scratch and adjust ourselves as necessary.  

Sometimes we get a bra itch, or our boobs shift into an uncomfortable position.  You’ve got to fix that shit.

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Stick our hand in our pants to keep it warm.

We’re not doing anything down there, it’s just kind of comfortable to tuck your hand in the waistband of your pants, right?

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Eat a ton.

Have you ever seen a group of girls eating together without any men around?  They will destroy unholy amounts of food without even taking a breath.

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